New job, and running late!

It's my fault. I shouldn't have decided to go to Bertie's as a surprise last night. I shouldn't have left late this morning, so I could sit on the M4 for nearly 2 hours. I should have got my new boots yesterday, instead of doing jobs. I'm due in work in less then an hour, and I just hope the roads are relatively clear. John has the day off today, which is the other reason I went to Bertie's.
Ok, so it's John's fault if I'm late. I can live with that.