- Search - Find loads of badly spelt items in categories they really shouldn't be in.
- UK eBay only - as long as Hong Kong and Japan are in the UK
- Postage and Packing uncluded - Sent by Jeff and his white van. Don't expect it to get there in one piece.
- One careful owner - (especially with cars) done 10 times what's expected of it, and it really is on it's last legs.
- Slight damage - F**ked.
- Sold as seen - F**ked.
- Untested - F**ked.
- Microsoft - F**ked.
- Check out my feedback - I got all my mates to leave good feedback.
- Check out my eBay shop - Because I'm too tight to pay for a real website, with merchant services.
- Pay easily and quickly with PayPal - give us more money in the way of fees.
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