A sad day...

Yes, I'm afraid Bertie and I are history. She is very special to me, and has a huge chunk of my heart, but I feel that we just have no further to go. I'm not going to sit here and list our good points, and I'm also not going to write down every bad thing, because it would a) be biased and b) be upsetting for both of us. I do however know that Bertie will read this, and I'd like to say that we'll always be good friends.

That is all.