The best Billy Connolly ever?

Only a short post, because the new car is calling me outside to play (more on him tomorrow). My father sent me this a few months back. In light of the fact this time next week I will be lying in hospital, belly looking like an accident in a bacon making factory, and possibly my arse looking in a similar way, I thought I'd present you with one of the crudest, disgusting and bad taste videos ever. I laughed so hard I cried.
Enjoy.