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Tuesday, December 22

More on bodily functions

I'm getting old. Yes, I know that'll be a shock to you, but it's true. I know this because I've realised I do something up until now only old men do. I take a pee, and as I stand there, I let out a trouser trump of the highest order. I can feel the bladder empty, move out the way, and a large torrent of noxious gas and 'flubble' noise follows closely behind. This does two things. First of all, it makes me chuckle each and every time. No idea why, probably just because I'm childish and farting's still humourous. Secondly, it makes TDT choke. This adds to the humour, turning the chuckle into a full blown chortle or even guffaw. Is this a bad thing?