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Tuesday, December 8

Roman Gods

Thanks to TDT's ideas machine, she gave me an idea for modern Roman Gods. Feel free to add any...

Garlicus Onionus - Roman God of bad cooking smells
Wetand Windicus - Roman God of Celtic Weather
Vauxhallus Cavalieri - Roman God of crap cars
Primus Ministeros - Roman God of all politicians
Calamatus Climaticus - Roman God of global warming
Councii Officious - Roman God of bureaucracy
Estaticus Agentus - Roman God of flannel
Antus Decus - Roman God of Reality TV Shows