Up early.

I don't do mornings, so when my mate asks me to get up at 6:30am, and help him out by driving for his Fed Ex run for the day, as a favour, I tried to get out of it. I can haz fail.

So, here's a lazy blog for you.

A student was at a lecture the other day, and they were playing an old news video of Lt. Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the ReaganAdministration.

He was being drilled by a senator, "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security system?"

Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir."

The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?"

"No, sir," continued Ollie.

"No? And why not?" the senator asked.

"Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir."

"Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned.

"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.

"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?"

"His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.

At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued. "Why are you so afraid of this man?" the senator asked.

"Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of," Ollie answered.

"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the senator.

"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an assassin team be formed to eliminate him and his men from the face of the earth."

The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that
was shown of the clip.

By the way, the senator was Al Gore.

 Dunno if this is true, but don't shoot me, I'm only the messenger...