King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Monday, March 1

Welsh law making

Apparently calls are being made for the Welsh Assembly to be able to bring in new laws. This got me thinking, what laws could they bring in?
  • No molesting of woolly farm animals without protection (aka 'Wellies')
  • No saying "Wha's occurring?"
  • No bridge fee for people who live in Wales.
  • No complaining about the weather.
  • Everyone must complain at least once a day about the English.
  • No one must dislike Brains S.A.
  • No talking in English when an Englishman walks into the pub. (I know this happens already, but let's get it set in stone.
Can you add any more?