- No molesting of woolly farm animals without protection (aka 'Wellies')
- No saying "Wha's occurring?"
- No bridge fee for people who live in Wales.
- No complaining about the weather.
- Everyone must complain at least once a day about the English.
- No one must dislike Brains S.A.
- No talking in English when an Englishman walks into the pub. (I know this happens already, but let's get it set in stone.
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