On an expensive month

Don't you hate it when you get a month that is like no other in terms of money? Well, mine's here. This month I have to pay for...

• Car Tax
• MOT
• My phonebills (plural. Mobile and landline.)
• A hotel in London for the end of May
• Tickets to a motorsport event in Crystal Palace Park
• A surprise or two around London itself at the same time.
• John's scooter MOT
• John's provisional driving licence
• John's CBT
• John's Insurance
• John's Tax

Skint is not the word.