Being a pain...

Today I am mostly being visiting Doctors and other medical types. For the past week I have had painful 'twinges' in and around what would be the edge of the titanium mesh that was installed last September, and the pain is now so unbearable I'm not able to even sit up for too long. For this reason, I'm sorry but the blog is very short today. In the meantime, I shall have to lazy blog...

The priest in TDT's hometown had a rooster and ten hens, which he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said,slightly taken aback, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, flustered, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, exasperated, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Father Murphy fainted.