King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Thursday, May 6

More on court in the act

Today John is in court again. And again he is the star witness in the case against a local twat who set fire to a bridge. John recorded his confession on his phone, and this is why we're leaving soon for a 2 hour drive that totals just over 17 miles (Swansea's morning traffic is second to none. They only have 2 roads into town really.)

So, for your entertainment, here's a joke about Charles and Camilla...

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day drew on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she and Charles had retired to their room at the palace.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said "Please remove my shoes darling, one's feet are killing one."

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour. But it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla.

"Harder?" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on give it all you've got," she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed "Oh God, that feels so good."

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!"

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out "Oh God, darling this ones even tighter"

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen, "That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"