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Thursday, June 17

On visiting the doctor's...

My father went to his doctor's office the other day and found out that his regular GP had been replaced by a young female doctor, who in his eyes was drop-dead gorgeous.

He was kinda embarrassed at first but she re-assuringly said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

He said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."