Little Seamus was crying by the side of the road.
A kindly gentleman enquires "What's wrong, little boy?"
Seamus looks up, wipes away a tear, and says "Me Ma is dead."
"Oh bejaysus," the man says, "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley?"
Seamus is taken aback. "No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."
"Thankfully lacking in sheep." Ricardipus "Better than Typhoid" Vicus Scurra "Force of Habit" Mosh "Done, but with errors on page" Sharon (formerly known as Adrian) "That'll do, pig. That'll do." Dawn "I feel all warm & fuzzy here among my fellow deviants." Bryn "Another Ricicles fan." Debster "It's a GREAT website." Big sis in Florida "Your website is the best thing since sliced bread and gravy granules" Cuz'n Doug