King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Monday, October 4

On Little Seamus

Little Seamus was crying by the side of the road.
A kindly gentleman enquires "What's wrong, little boy?"
Seamus looks up, wipes away a tear, and says "Me Ma is dead."
"Oh bejaysus," the man says, "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley?"
Seamus is taken aback. "No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."