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Showing posts with label worst joke evah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worst joke evah. Show all posts

Sunday, January 31

I got me thinking...

Does Sir Ian Blair, he of former leadership of cockney scuffers and probable high commander of a masonic lodge somewhere, keep his 1p and 2p coins in a large whisky bottle in his house.

If so, would this be classed as saving his coppers?

Monday, January 25

Do animals have accents?

A group of researchers have decided to find out if animals have accents much like us humans do. Do dogs from Japan bark differently to dogs from Germany? Do pigeons have a different coo in the US compared to South Africa? So, to test this, they decided they'd set up a website where you, my darling public, have to send in recordings of your cat and it's location.

You can click on it here.

What should they call the website? What else but "Mews of the World."