This week is steadily going from bad to worse. I'm not going to say any more, but at this rate my life will have completely fallen apart by Friday.
In the meantime, the one thing that has cheered me up is a sound file that was sent to me last week by my friends Marlene and Peter. Moving on from prank phone calls, a Radio 1 (see in dictionary under "crap national station for listening to the same 3 tracks all day") DJ who has only gone and got himself a nemesis in the form of a Pizza Hut employee from Glasgow.
Donald Trump FACTS!
6 months ago