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Friday, May 23

Bad Joke of the week...

I used to date an English teacher, which could be very frustrating during sex.

"You is my bitch."

"Actually, I think you'll find that should be 'I am your bitch'."

"Ok then, how about You ain't nuffink but a dirty biatch"

"You mean 'You aren't anything except a dirty bitch?'"

I dumped her in the end, because she kept correcting my grammar, and also for incorrect use of the colon.