I used to date an English teacher, which could be very frustrating during sex.
"You is my bitch."
"Actually, I think you'll find that should be 'I am your bitch'."
"Ok then, how about You ain't nuffink but a dirty biatch"
"You mean 'You aren't anything except a dirty bitch?'"
I dumped her in the end, because she kept correcting my grammar, and also for incorrect use of the colon.
That Donald Trump handshake gif
5 weeks ago