Three guilty of bomb conspiracy
I knew the mobile phone company was criminally expensive, shit service and other crimes, but I didn't know they'd stoop to terrorism.
'Dozens' of under-16s have STIs
Blimey, no wonder there's a world shortage of Subarus
Depressed mum choked after meal
Probably just got her Three phone bill.
Chaos at £20,000 petrol giveaway
Well these Subarus aren't cheap to run...
and finally,
African immigrants riot in Spain
for having dodgy Three contracts, or not enough fuel for their Subarus.
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