- I was born 8 months after the decimal switchover in money in the UK. I have never spent a shilling.
- My family is a small one, consisting of my mother, my father, me and BLS. I have 2 aunts and an uncle on my mother's side, and 2 aunts on my father's side. I also have 2 cousins (one of each) on my mother's side, and 2 cousins (both female) on my father's side.
- I was the last male to carry my surname. John was the first of his generation in my family.
- I eat an apple a day, and have done for about 30 years. My doctor would disagree.
- I have three patents held in the UK patent office. 2 are European, one is worldwide.
- My middle name is Thomas. (stop sniggering at the back, or I'll reveal BLS's middle name.)
- I have an IQ of 144 (although I'll be damned if I can use it.)
- I have a mild astigmatism
- I am allergic to bananas and Imipramine.
- My favourite drink is white cider, but causes me panic attacks. I now drink red wine or lager.
- I use too many commas, and Capitalise to many wrong words.
- I have had an 18,000volt electric shock. (maybe that's where most of the IQ went?)
- I stand 5'8 on a good day.
- I have exceptionally good teeth, mainly due to a brace for two years as a teenager.
- I have qualifications in teaching and law (amongst others).
- My little finger on my right hand is attached via the knuckle to my ring finger, meaning I can't separate them very easily.
- I am immensely strong (as my father will testify to when it comes to hugs). I can easily carry more then my own bodyweight (and have, many times).
- I'm a dab hand with a scalpel.
- I have a photographic memory. (alcohol makes me forget to load film, however)
- My first ever job was in Burtons in Croydon, on the shoe concession.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHIPPY TEA
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