Please sir, permission to spleep?

On my medication, the warning signs are there. "Co-codamol: May cause drowsiness and constipation."

No shit.

"Diclofenac: NSAID. May cause stomach upset. (see shits)."

"Senokot: For gentle softening of your stools, enabling easy passing. May also cause drowsiness"

Shit. Lots and lots of shit. For all hours. 1am, 2am, 4am, 5am. "I'm losing weight here" I said to myself as the sun came up. Finally, I return to slumber after getting John off to school. I could sleep for Wales, and plan to later. This is not how I want to spend my 38th birthday, but it looks like it will be.

Have a good weekend y'all.