King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Thursday, March 11

TDT and religion

TDT was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven she said, "Please Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my beloved Vodka."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

TDT then looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."