Paddy and Murphy got a job as pilots for Aer Lingus. As they came in to land at Shannon, Paddy exclamed, "Bejaysus Murphy, look at the length of that runway. It's really short."
Murphy replied, "Yeah, but Paddy, look how fookin' wide it is!"
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